1 00:00:10,385 --> 00:00:12,345 "Opening". 2 00:00:12,637 --> 00:00:14,431 "Reinauguration". 3 00:00:15,015 --> 00:00:17,100 "Re-inauguration". 4 00:00:17,308 --> 00:00:19,060 "Re-re-re-inauguration." 5 00:00:21,980 --> 00:00:24,315 It looks like a piece of pickle, but crushed. 6 00:00:24,441 --> 00:00:27,110 I think it is a message. from someone or something 7 00:00:27,402 --> 00:00:30,196 that tries to warn us of someone or something. 8 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:31,406 It's a booger. 9 00:00:31,489 --> 00:00:32,991 Children, get off your seats. 10 00:00:33,158 --> 00:00:35,118 Excuse me, sir. That was my ass. 11 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:37,412 -What are you looking at? -I bet it's a booger. 12 00:00:37,495 --> 00:00:38,788 It's not a booger. 13 00:00:38,913 --> 00:00:40,665 Let the man think for yourself. 14 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,917 -I don't think it's a booger. -Who asked you? 15 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,879 -It's getting bigger. -He knows what we're thinking. 16 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,382 It's definitely growing. I hope it's not green mold. 17 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:51,176 It's called green mold. 18 00:00:51,718 --> 00:00:54,471 It can be seen on many urban beaches and in dirty restaurants, 19 00:00:54,596 --> 00:00:55,889 nauseating and poorly managed. 20 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:57,682 -Hey! -Did they have to send you, Hugo? 21 00:00:57,807 --> 00:00:58,933 Isn't there anyone else who does this? 22 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:00,643 I just got the mold diploma. 23 00:01:00,727 --> 00:01:02,437 In one month, I will also have the vermin one. 24 00:01:02,854 --> 00:01:04,230 Congratulations. 25 00:01:04,439 --> 00:01:07,108 Okay, Gene, if you eat that mold I'll give you five... 26 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,111 Gorgonzola. 27 00:01:10,487 --> 00:01:12,697 What do I have to do? Do I use bleach for that or something? 28 00:01:13,365 --> 00:01:15,492 Use bleach for that? "Oh, I'll put bleach on it." 29 00:01:15,617 --> 00:01:16,951 No, of course not, Bob. 30 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:19,871 -I hate you. -This is serious. You have to close. 31 00:01:19,996 --> 00:01:22,374 The entire building will have have to be isolated for 48 hours. 32 00:01:22,457 --> 00:01:24,542 Brilliant. There goes the income of the weekend. 33 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,504 Two days off! Bobby, we could take advantage of them. 34 00:01:27,629 --> 00:01:30,131 I think it's been some time since we had a break. 35 00:01:30,215 --> 00:01:32,092 -Yeah. Ten years. -That? 36 00:01:32,217 --> 00:01:35,720 -That can't be true. -Ten years. 37 00:01:35,845 --> 00:01:38,264 Really You're living the dream, Linda. 38 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,642 -Aren't you finished, Hugo? -Sure, Bob, I'm done. 39 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:45,438 Mold! Killer and dangerous mold, deadly spores floating. 40 00:01:45,647 --> 00:01:47,816 -Gene, how do you feel? -I feel nauseous. 41 00:01:47,941 --> 00:01:51,027 I'm a little dizzy. Very good. I'm glad I ate it. 42 00:01:51,152 --> 00:01:53,238 -You say the same thing about everything. -Yeah. 43 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,031 -Green mold, huh? -Yeah. 44 00:01:55,156 --> 00:01:56,574 Have you ever Have you faced that, Mort? 45 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,536 Clear. We receive all kinds of moldy corpses at home. 46 00:01:59,661 --> 00:02:01,746 Not in corpses. I mean the walls or... 47 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,623 -And you should see the stored ones. -Enough. 48 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,750 A guy's back looked like the grass of a golf course. 49 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,127 Oh, my God. 50 00:02:07,210 --> 00:02:08,628 Hey, you're going to have to go of the apartment 51 00:02:08,712 --> 00:02:10,171 while the boys mold works, right? 52 00:02:10,255 --> 00:02:11,464 Yes, we're going to a motel. 53 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,427 -And we're going to raid the minibar. -Yes, we are going to have a party. 54 00:02:15,552 --> 00:02:17,053 -No, we won't. -Yes, we will. 55 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:19,723 I'm going to drink whiskey cream and to relax. 56 00:02:19,848 --> 00:02:21,891 Guys, stay with me. 57 00:02:22,017 --> 00:02:24,310 No, you see, I thank you the offer, but I... 58 00:02:24,602 --> 00:02:27,772 Listen to me, I live alone in a huge apartment, 59 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:30,233 which turns out to be above a funeral home. 60 00:02:30,358 --> 00:02:32,027 So come on, stay with me. 61 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:33,903 -Thank you, Mort. -Yeah! Yeah! 62 00:02:34,029 --> 00:02:35,947 Pretty, seriously, Do you want to stay in a funeral home? 63 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,657 -Why not? It will be fun. -Yeah! 64 00:02:37,782 --> 00:02:38,867 Is it spectral? 65 00:02:38,992 --> 00:02:40,493 Are you saying that I have a first aid kit? 66 00:02:40,618 --> 00:02:42,454 full of moisturizers for corpses? 67 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:43,955 -Oh. -Yeah. 68 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:47,208 Do they make my skin look soft like that of a baby? Up to you. 69 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,879 And it's not greasy either. Tina, play. 70 00:02:52,422 --> 00:02:55,592 -Take the toothbrushes. -Yes, yes, yes! 71 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,472 "Weekend at Mort's house. 72 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:02,599 let's go the weekend at Mort's house." 73 00:03:02,724 --> 00:03:04,851 -Hey, hey, hey. -"Weekend at Mort's house. 74 00:03:04,976 --> 00:03:07,062 Let's get through the end of the week at Mort's house. 75 00:03:07,687 --> 00:03:09,272 I'll show you your rooms. 76 00:03:10,315 --> 00:03:11,775 An urn, another urn. 77 00:03:11,900 --> 00:03:13,943 This is a prize I won to the best urn. 78 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:18,073 Kids, don't get on anywhere. Don't touch anything. 79 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,575 If you touch something, Don't touch me later. 80 00:03:20,700 --> 00:03:21,910 And don't play with the corpses. 81 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:23,411 Do you think it will have skulls? 82 00:03:23,536 --> 00:03:25,705 Where do you think he eats his soup? 83 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:27,957 Do you think it will have a drawer full of gum 84 00:03:28,083 --> 00:03:29,709 that takes from the pockets of the corpses? 85 00:03:29,793 --> 00:03:31,378 Because if you have it, I want some. 86 00:03:31,461 --> 00:03:32,754 We are already there. 87 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:40,387 Hey, I'm not horrified at all. 88 00:03:41,137 --> 00:03:42,514 Wow, I didn't know you were rich. 89 00:03:42,639 --> 00:03:43,932 Children, get off the furniture. 90 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,433 Well, I get a lot of things cheap. 91 00:03:45,517 --> 00:03:47,477 Everything that is here, someone has died on it. 92 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:48,770 Children, get off the furniture. 93 00:03:48,853 --> 00:03:50,188 your room It's at the end of the hallway. 94 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,357 -Okay, kids, let's go. -No, leave the children. 95 00:03:52,440 --> 00:03:54,025 This weekend I'm Uncle Mort. 96 00:03:54,150 --> 00:03:55,735 Do you really want to take care of of my children? 97 00:03:58,530 --> 00:03:59,572 Ah! 98 00:04:00,657 --> 00:04:02,409 Yes, all weekend! 99 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:04,536 This will be a vacation for you two. 100 00:04:04,911 --> 00:04:06,955 It could be the honeymoon that we never had. 101 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,457 Clear. You know, I got the bed where you are going to sleep 102 00:04:09,582 --> 00:04:13,586 because a man died in it making love 103 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:14,963 Holy god. 104 00:04:15,672 --> 00:04:17,173 It's an enchanted honeymoon. 105 00:04:32,772 --> 00:04:34,733 two whole days without going to the restaurant. 106 00:04:34,858 --> 00:04:37,277 -I know. -What are we going to do with ourselves? 107 00:04:37,402 --> 00:04:38,820 Well, I know what I'm going to do. 108 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,780 -First, I'm going to take this off. -Oh! 109 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:43,033 -These tight pants. -Bobby. 110 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:45,452 Are you going to wear something more comfortable? 111 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,203 And I'm going to wear this. 112 00:04:47,787 --> 00:04:49,247 Are those your...? 113 00:04:49,372 --> 00:04:50,665 Are my pants loose? Yes. 114 00:04:51,291 --> 00:04:54,085 Well I guess which will be easy to remove. 115 00:04:54,210 --> 00:04:57,047 And now, I'm going to take this guy out. 116 00:04:58,423 --> 00:05:01,301 And let the holidays begin. 117 00:05:01,801 --> 00:05:03,386 -What the hell is that? -It's my model. 118 00:05:03,511 --> 00:05:06,056 -Since when have you been making models? -It's a hobby I have, Lin. 119 00:05:06,181 --> 00:05:07,766 From before, from when I could still have hobbies. 120 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:10,060 I'll relax, turn off my brain 121 00:05:10,185 --> 00:05:12,020 and I will enjoy the emotion of construction. 122 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,314 -The "Speed" bus? -Yes, the "Speed" bus. 123 00:05:15,815 --> 00:05:17,859 I didn't even know that you liked that movie so much. 124 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:19,611 I haven't seen her. I don't like watching the movie 125 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,155 until I have finished the model. It's more fun. 126 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,908 Wouldn't it be more fun do something together 127 00:05:25,033 --> 00:05:27,619 How about a manicure as a couple? 128 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:29,454 Or waxing as a couple? 129 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,873 I could shave your whole body. 130 00:05:31,998 --> 00:05:34,334 Those things are for people that's coming out, Linda. 131 00:05:34,459 --> 00:05:35,794 We do other things as a couple. 132 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,463 We live together as a couple and that's even better. 133 00:05:38,588 --> 00:05:40,298 -Did you know? I'm going to go. -Okay, good. 134 00:05:40,423 --> 00:05:41,508 Yes. Well okay. 135 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:43,301 I'm going to do everything myself. 136 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:47,597 -On my honeymoon, I might add. -It's not our honeymoon, Linda. 137 00:05:48,056 --> 00:05:51,184 Look. Comes with a little Keanu. Hello, boy. 138 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:53,395 "Hello, bob, "I've missed you, buddy." 139 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:55,522 For the love of god. How bizarre. 140 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,441 I'm sure you didn't know what to clean. rubber tubes 141 00:05:58,525 --> 00:06:00,151 It could be so much fun, huh, kids? 142 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:01,903 Well, I had a feeling. 143 00:06:01,986 --> 00:06:03,822 Who wants to help me paste a toupee 144 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:07,409 -in the corpse of an old man? -Yeah. This is like a camp. 145 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,745 Tina, what are you worried about? 146 00:06:10,870 --> 00:06:13,540 -The toupee or the corpse? -The corpse. 147 00:06:13,665 --> 00:06:14,958 Hairpieces can be scary. 148 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:17,335 Do you know? Why don't you rest for five minutes? 149 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,087 Explore the warehouse. 150 00:06:19,212 --> 00:06:21,840 But don't go near my computer. Although it's not because of the porn. 151 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:22,966 This computer? 152 00:06:23,174 --> 00:06:24,718 -Come on, let's go. -What is this? 153 00:06:24,843 --> 00:06:27,012 "A contact website for undertakers". 154 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:28,722 Mort, you have a message. 155 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,850 Yes, well, that lady and I We have been messaging each other. 156 00:06:31,975 --> 00:06:34,394 I sent her a wink, she winked back. a "kissing face." 157 00:06:34,519 --> 00:06:36,563 Kissing face? That's very strong. 158 00:06:36,688 --> 00:06:39,649 You need to carry this relationship to the real world, Mort. 159 00:06:39,774 --> 00:06:42,736 Yes, actually, Mort. Appointments in person. 160 00:06:42,861 --> 00:06:45,238 -Dare to do it. -No, I'm not ready. 161 00:06:45,363 --> 00:06:47,824 You're right, Mort. What do you have, about 50? 162 00:06:47,949 --> 00:06:49,367 Wait until you are ready. 163 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,369 50? I am 35 years old. 164 00:06:52,537 --> 00:06:54,372 If you create my contact profile. 165 00:06:56,082 --> 00:06:58,376 -And sent. -That? What have you done? 166 00:06:58,501 --> 00:07:01,713 Wash your hairpiece, Mort. You're going on a date. 167 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:06,634 Oh, Keanu. 168 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:08,845 "Put me in long sleeves." Okay. Because? 169 00:07:08,970 --> 00:07:10,388 You look great in a t-shirt. 170 00:07:10,513 --> 00:07:12,557 "I don't know, I just put it on." OK. 171 00:07:12,682 --> 00:07:15,727 "No, no, make me one of those tuxedo shirts. 172 00:07:15,852 --> 00:07:17,103 Do it, it'll be fun." 173 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,980 But they are stupid, I don't like them. 174 00:07:19,314 --> 00:07:21,983 I see you're still playing with your dolls. 175 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:24,986 I just came back from a salsa school. 176 00:07:25,111 --> 00:07:27,906 She was the only solitary Salsaíta. Dancing alone 177 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:30,033 "He's back." Behave yourself. 178 00:07:30,158 --> 00:07:32,535 Mom, dad, come quickly. My God! 179 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:34,287 That? What's happening? 180 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:38,833 -Nothing, this is nonsense. -Mort asked a girl out. 181 00:07:39,084 --> 00:07:41,628 -A date? -It was the children's idea. 182 00:07:41,753 --> 00:07:44,130 Yes, I proposed a romantic encounter 183 00:07:44,255 --> 00:07:47,717 at 8:00 in the afternoon at the elegant Jimmy Pesto s. 184 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:49,928 -That? Jimmy Pesto's? -That? 185 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:53,973 I only know two restaurants and they have cloth napkins. 186 00:07:54,099 --> 00:07:55,767 -Don't rub it in on me. -Calm down. 187 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,602 -And he has responded! -Already? 188 00:07:57,727 --> 00:07:59,854 -Too soon. Isn't it? -It's not a good sign. 189 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:02,232 "Mort, delicious, See you at eight." 190 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,609 -He likes to rhyme. -Go, Mort. 191 00:08:04,734 --> 00:08:06,569 Look, it can be fun, two funeral homes. 192 00:08:06,695 --> 00:08:08,697 What if you and Linda come too? 193 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,282 -No, no... -Yes, a double date. 194 00:08:11,658 --> 00:08:14,536 -But who will take care of the children? -Yes indeed. 195 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:16,621 -Tina can take care of them. -Can? 196 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,081 Come on now. 197 00:08:18,206 --> 00:08:20,417 We are a little older to take care of us. 198 00:08:20,542 --> 00:08:23,378 -Isn't that an outdated concept? -No. 199 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,047 Do I need to remind you what happened last time 200 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:28,174 that she stayed... I open quotes, in command? 201 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:29,968 Free style. 202 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:31,720 Special delivery. 203 00:08:33,054 --> 00:08:34,305 Hobo dinner. 204 00:08:34,431 --> 00:08:37,017 We'll be across the street. 205 00:08:37,142 --> 00:08:39,728 Tina will be able to call us in an emergency to your mobile if you need it. 206 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:43,106 Alright. You bought the ticket, make the trip. 207 00:08:44,065 --> 00:08:46,985 Come on, Linda. We shouldn't do it. It will go wrong. 208 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:49,863 Bob, we're going out tonight. 209 00:08:49,988 --> 00:08:52,323 -Okay, okay, okay. -Yeah! 210 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:54,993 But only a couple of hours. And I'll wear my pants loose. 211 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:57,620 -OK. -And I'm going to drink. A lot. 212 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:00,707 Yes. Double date. Excellent. 213 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,587 I love it! It's like we're in Jamaica. 214 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:08,298 Wow, honeymoon in Jamaica. 215 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:09,758 You arrive just in time 216 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,761 to the pastafarian night with garlic dreadlocks, man. 217 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:15,055 -Enough! -Surf with me to... 218 00:09:15,347 --> 00:09:16,723 -Let's... -No. 219 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,016 You're an idiot. 220 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,773 I am a born nanny. Tina, let the fun begin. 221 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,858 Now to shine. 222 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:29,986 Hi Gene, would you like to play a game? 223 00:09:30,111 --> 00:09:31,529 Maybe sing a song? 224 00:09:34,366 --> 00:09:35,408 Oh, Tina? 225 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,369 Could you come with me to the corner for a small talk? 226 00:09:37,452 --> 00:09:38,495 OK. 227 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,247 -There you are dying, girl. -Yeah. 228 00:09:41,373 --> 00:09:44,542 -Everyone hates you. -I know. I'm screwing up. 229 00:09:44,959 --> 00:09:46,670 Should I ask for help with the emergency phone? 230 00:09:46,753 --> 00:09:49,798 Wait. Maybe you should think in a more creative way. 231 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:52,384 How many times in our life we will have the opportunity 232 00:09:52,509 --> 00:09:55,303 to wander unguarded for a funeral home? 233 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,389 Yes, but won't it scare us? 234 00:09:57,514 --> 00:10:01,434 Tina, you're not a babysitter from here, You are a babysitter from here. 235 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:04,104 -My chest? -Yes, your chest. 236 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:05,980 -Really? -Yeah. 237 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:07,899 What is your chest telling you, Tina? 238 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:11,403 -Don't know. -Explore the funeral home. 239 00:10:11,903 --> 00:10:14,656 -Do you explore the funeral home? -This is my girl. 240 00:10:20,495 --> 00:10:21,871 Sorry, I'm hungry. 241 00:10:25,667 --> 00:10:30,755 "Try the ziti tonight, Oh yeah, it's the special tonight." 242 00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:33,216 Bobby, they're playing our song. 243 00:10:33,341 --> 00:10:36,219 That? our song It's not "Ziti tonight." 244 00:10:36,386 --> 00:10:37,929 Oh, I think that's her. 245 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,018 Mort? 246 00:10:43,518 --> 00:10:45,729 I have recognized you for the photo on your website. 247 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:47,230 I'm Samantha. 248 00:10:47,355 --> 00:10:49,441 Wow, it's a real pleasure meet you, Samantha. 249 00:10:49,566 --> 00:10:51,735 This is my friend Bob and his lovely wife, Linda. 250 00:10:51,860 --> 00:10:53,111 -Hello. -Hello. 251 00:10:53,278 --> 00:10:56,448 -We are on our honeymoon. -Congratulations. 252 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:58,283 -Thank you. -It's not our honeymoon. 253 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,618 -Well, technically. -Not even technically. 254 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,620 -The first time in Jamaica. -Oh, my God. 255 00:11:02,787 --> 00:11:03,913 I feel the smell. 256 00:11:04,039 --> 00:11:06,750 It's been a long day of slavery on the embalming table. 257 00:11:06,875 --> 00:11:10,420 Well let me tell you that I have been embalming you 258 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,881 with the eyes from the moment you walked in. 259 00:11:13,465 --> 00:11:14,507 Mort! 260 00:11:16,301 --> 00:11:18,595 Shut up, it's their special language. 261 00:11:18,720 --> 00:11:20,555 Waiter. Don't you have something bigger? 262 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:22,015 Come on, gentlemen. 263 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:26,978 "Try our dessert. "They have to have our cannoli." 264 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:28,271 Oh, cannolis. 265 00:11:31,566 --> 00:11:34,361 Let's go there. Wow, how inconsiderate I am. 266 00:11:34,486 --> 00:11:38,073 Tina, I'm sure you want to go first. To protect us and all that. 267 00:11:38,198 --> 00:11:40,992 Yes, Tina. Earn sweet babysitting money. 268 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,912 Wait, wait. First, how about a hug? 269 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:48,583 Come here, Gene. 270 00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:52,504 -You're a good boy. -It's uncomfortable. 271 00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:56,925 -Okay, let's finish now. -Alright. 272 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,929 -I'm ready, I'll go first. -Like a lamb to the slaughter. 273 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,976 Girls, I forgot who sings "Funkytown." 274 00:12:07,143 --> 00:12:09,396 I have to go look at it or it's going to eat at me all night. 275 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,980 -You're not going anywhere. -Ah! 276 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,899 Keep walking, Tina. 277 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:18,405 Are there corpses in those coffins? 278 00:12:18,530 --> 00:12:21,533 With all this green mold around the city, it would be better not to. 279 00:12:21,658 --> 00:12:23,618 -What are you talking about? -It's a joke, right? 280 00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:28,164 Well, green mold turns to corpses into living dead. 281 00:12:28,289 --> 00:12:30,625 -Ah... -Tina, you are a zombie lover. 282 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,086 -You should know! -I'm not a zombie fan. 283 00:12:33,211 --> 00:12:35,505 I have a complicated relationship with the zombies. 284 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:37,424 They are dangerous But I love his swagger. 285 00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:40,010 "Funkytown" is by Lips Incorporated. I just remembered. 286 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,386 The deposit. 287 00:12:43,513 --> 00:12:45,181 Well, here we go. 288 00:12:45,890 --> 00:12:47,308 Ah... 289 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:54,983 Every time they say something horrible, take a drink 290 00:12:55,108 --> 00:12:56,693 -Bob, stop. -I'm doing it. 291 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,070 Tell me, what's the strangest thing 292 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:01,197 what have you found in a human body? 293 00:13:01,322 --> 00:13:02,365 Here we go. 294 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:03,700 You first. 295 00:13:03,950 --> 00:13:04,951 A light bulb. 296 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,245 A ball. 297 00:13:08,121 --> 00:13:09,956 A Wild West calendar. 298 00:13:10,248 --> 00:13:11,291 Really? 299 00:13:11,958 --> 00:13:14,044 But most of the time what i find 300 00:13:14,169 --> 00:13:16,504 -there are lots and lots of... -tumors. 301 00:13:23,345 --> 00:13:25,972 They are already ending each other their... 302 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,224 Oh my god, no. Linda. 303 00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:30,185 -Fras... -Shut up. 304 00:13:30,727 --> 00:13:32,228 Phrase... 305 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,772 Phrases. 306 00:13:37,067 --> 00:13:39,527 How long does it take in opening a door? 307 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:41,071 Alright. 308 00:13:45,617 --> 00:13:48,244 It smells a little moldy. And a corpse. 309 00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:50,580 Bad combination. 310 00:13:50,789 --> 00:13:53,958 -I think we shouldn't be here. -Yes, let's go back upstairs. 311 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,460 You are absolutely right, guys. 312 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,050 It's closed. 313 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:05,136 Louise, no. 314 00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,893 What fools. It was just a phone. 315 00:14:13,812 --> 00:14:15,522 -Say? -Who is it? 316 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:17,649 -Some stranger. -Say? 317 00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:21,277 -"Have you taken care of the children?" -Mother? 318 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:24,906 "No, I'm a zombie." 319 00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:26,950 -Oh. -"No, I am... 320 00:14:27,575 --> 00:14:30,745 "I'm also a murderer." 321 00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:36,126 Come on, girl. 322 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,919 Hey, gotcha. 323 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,255 Come on, dance with mommy. Come on! 324 00:14:40,422 --> 00:14:42,090 Are you already drunk enough to be fun? 325 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:43,299 Yes, I guess. 326 00:14:44,050 --> 00:14:45,635 Bob, Linda... 327 00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,679 Hugo, trunk! 328 00:14:56,813 --> 00:14:59,357 -Linda, I can't continue with this. -Come on. 329 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:02,152 No. I'm going home, Lin. To Mort's. 330 00:15:02,277 --> 00:15:03,945 Don't ignore my bond. 331 00:15:04,320 --> 00:15:06,281 I'm a little dog. You got me. 332 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:08,533 -Not you, Hugo. -It's fair. 333 00:15:08,825 --> 00:15:12,787 Okay, Bob, we don't need you here, anyway, bitter spoilsport. 334 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,791 Who wants to see what I've learned Today in salsa class? 335 00:15:19,878 --> 00:15:22,464 I'll go finish the "Speed" bus. 336 00:15:23,882 --> 00:15:25,008 Then I'll watch the movie. 337 00:15:25,133 --> 00:15:26,676 I hope it is as good as the model. 338 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:28,386 "It is". Keanu... 339 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:31,264 Children. Children. 340 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:34,517 Keanu, where are they? Below? "Yes, probably." 341 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:35,477 Thank you. 342 00:15:35,685 --> 00:15:37,187 I hate stairs. 343 00:15:37,729 --> 00:15:40,106 "We've been drinking, huh?" How do you know, friend. 344 00:15:40,482 --> 00:15:41,775 I feel like I'm going to faint. 345 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:43,360 Is there anyone there? 346 00:15:43,735 --> 00:15:44,944 What is this? Satin? 347 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:47,906 Uncle, he calls us by our name, Keanu. 348 00:15:48,031 --> 00:15:50,533 "Get in there." We'll do it, buddy. 349 00:15:58,166 --> 00:15:59,793 Someone close my bed. 350 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:02,671 I will do it. 351 00:16:03,797 --> 00:16:06,716 -Open the door, Louise. -We know you have the key. 352 00:16:06,841 --> 00:16:08,051 No, I swallowed it. 353 00:16:08,176 --> 00:16:09,761 You'll have to wait until it comes out. 354 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:12,389 -You never shit. We are condemned. -Yeah. 355 00:16:15,809 --> 00:16:16,976 What the hell? 356 00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:19,771 It comes from the next room. 357 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:22,273 -He's playing with us again. -No, I swear. 358 00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:25,610 I did this, but I'm not doing that. 359 00:16:26,861 --> 00:16:29,656 You won't fool me again. I am the babysitter. 360 00:16:41,835 --> 00:16:43,586 Kids, stop doing that. It's me. 361 00:16:44,129 --> 00:16:45,547 Stop hitting the coffin. 362 00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,756 -Adhesive tape. -Take it! 363 00:16:46,881 --> 00:16:49,134 Hit it! I don't want to die. 364 00:16:54,973 --> 00:16:56,224 Let me out! Let me out! 365 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:57,809 -Now what? -Now... 366 00:16:58,435 --> 00:16:59,477 We cremated it. 367 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:02,063 Incinerate me? No. Don't cremate dad. 368 00:17:02,272 --> 00:17:05,900 -It was a drunk's nap. -He's trying to persuade us. 369 00:17:06,026 --> 00:17:07,193 Typical zombie. 370 00:17:07,318 --> 00:17:10,613 -La, la, la, la... -La, la, la, la... 371 00:17:10,739 --> 00:17:11,948 Open the coffin! 372 00:17:12,115 --> 00:17:13,992 -La, la, la, la... -La, la, la, la... 373 00:17:16,619 --> 00:17:19,164 -La, la, la, la... -La, la, la, la... 374 00:17:19,748 --> 00:17:23,293 Children, I am your father. For the love of God, let me out. 375 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,170 -La, la, la, la... -La, la, la, la... 376 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:28,506 I'm going to die alone. And with my pants loose. 377 00:17:28,631 --> 00:17:31,760 Linda hates these pants. Damn, I'll take them off. 378 00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:33,178 For you, Lin. 379 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,221 -Now what? -Now we turn it on. 380 00:17:35,347 --> 00:17:37,307 -As? -We pull all the levers. 381 00:17:37,432 --> 00:17:39,851 -Of all. -But they look like robot sausages. 382 00:17:39,976 --> 00:17:41,978 -I know. -OK. 383 00:17:44,939 --> 00:17:46,107 It's not that difficult. 384 00:17:46,232 --> 00:17:47,942 keep pulling of robot sausages. 385 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,070 I love reggae. 386 00:17:50,195 --> 00:17:52,530 Don't listen to anyone who tells you that you can't have 387 00:17:52,614 --> 00:17:54,532 a perfect honeymoon being alone 388 00:17:56,159 --> 00:17:58,203 Hey, I'm not done. I haven't finished. 389 00:17:58,536 --> 00:17:59,829 I'll tell you one thing. 390 00:18:00,246 --> 00:18:03,750 I haven't known Samantha for long, but a woman knows 391 00:18:04,167 --> 00:18:05,877 when another woman is excited. 392 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,174 Spin that thing while I pull this other one. 393 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,468 -You don't know how to do it. Let me. -I'm in charge. 394 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:14,844 Okay, here I go. 395 00:18:14,969 --> 00:18:17,263 With superhuman strength, you can do it. 396 00:18:18,598 --> 00:18:19,557 Oh, what happened? 397 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:20,934 -Dad? -Dad? 398 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,353 Uh-oh. 399 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:26,648 -My God, I'm going to die here. -Dad, I got you. 400 00:18:26,856 --> 00:18:28,525 It burns. The coffin catches fire. 401 00:18:33,405 --> 00:18:35,031 Yes. Air. 402 00:18:36,199 --> 00:18:37,242 Children, come here. 403 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:38,493 Tina is in charge. 404 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,166 Now you fall. 405 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:48,044 What has happened here? My store is destroyed. 406 00:18:48,169 --> 00:18:50,922 Mort, leidi funeral home, How is the appointment going? 407 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,507 -Good. -Good. 408 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:55,135 -Are you okay, Bob? -I have faced death. 409 00:18:55,510 --> 00:18:58,263 Now I know things, I know them. 410 00:18:58,388 --> 00:19:00,807 You don't just build the model of your life, you... 411 00:19:01,182 --> 00:19:02,726 you see the movie of your life. 412 00:19:02,851 --> 00:19:06,271 You, take advantage of the desire and make funeral children. 413 00:19:06,396 --> 00:19:08,273 Mort, that's your name. 414 00:19:08,398 --> 00:19:09,733 Children are amazing, 415 00:19:09,858 --> 00:19:12,902 even if they try to burn you alive in a coffin and they will. 416 00:19:13,028 --> 00:19:14,070 -Yeah. -Yeah. 417 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:16,740 But it's okay, because you see your whole life 418 00:19:16,865 --> 00:19:18,575 pass before you while you burn. 419 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:20,744 And every pair of pants that you have used. 420 00:19:21,244 --> 00:19:25,790 And you see the love of your life dancing salsa in Jamaica by herself. 421 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:28,335 Mort. And you. What is your name? 422 00:19:28,752 --> 00:19:31,296 -Samantha. -Yeah. It's beautiful. 423 00:19:31,588 --> 00:19:34,174 -Are you in love or what? -We wait. 424 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:36,176 -Can I hear you say "yes"? -Yeah. 425 00:19:36,593 --> 00:19:38,094 -Yes, we are. -Yeah! 426 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,055 -Yes, Bob. -That's great. So feel it. 427 00:19:40,221 --> 00:19:41,890 -Okay? Feel the love. -I'm sorry! 428 00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,600 -Say: love. -Love! 429 00:19:43,725 --> 00:19:45,518 -Love! -Will you take care of my children for ten minutes? 430 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,604 -Clear. -Good. I have to go. 431 00:19:50,190 --> 00:19:51,816 Nice embalming table. 432 00:19:52,442 --> 00:19:54,402 Is it disinfected? 433 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,906 Tina, do you think maybe you could...? 434 00:19:58,031 --> 00:20:01,326 Say no more. Gene, Louise, now. 435 00:20:02,077 --> 00:20:03,161 My ear. 436 00:20:06,998 --> 00:20:08,500 No, no, no. 437 00:20:09,751 --> 00:20:10,794 Wrong door. 438 00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,672 -Hello darling. - Bob! 439 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:17,133 -Disgusting. -I see your dreadlocks below. 440 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,927 Go ahead, look, Jimmy. 441 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:20,345 -No, uncle. -Place. 442 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:22,681 Bobby, you'll be stupid. 443 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:25,183 I have taken off my loose pants. Have you noticed, Lin? 444 00:20:25,266 --> 00:20:27,268 -Yeah. I noticed it. -God! 445 00:20:27,644 --> 00:20:29,896 Will you dance with me as a couple? 446 00:20:30,355 --> 00:20:32,565 On our honeymoon enchanted in Jamaica? 447 00:20:35,735 --> 00:20:38,279 It's green mold, there, on Jimmy's wall. 448 00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:39,823 -That? -Don't you see, Lin? Right there. 449 00:20:39,906 --> 00:20:41,700 Oh. Yes. 450 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:43,076 Oh shit. 451 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,204 We win! We win! 452 00:20:46,538 --> 00:20:48,415 -Pour a little bleach on it. -That? 453 00:21:05,807 --> 00:21:06,850 That?